guidancerune:

“sex” literally isn’t real. “ohhh i just had sex” you “had” sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot

diva193:

writing-prompt-s:

The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.

You walk into Times Square. A giant billboard lights up reading,

“THE HOT BARISTA YOU FACEBOOK STALKED DOESN’T LIKE SMOKERS.”

You walk back into the subway and go home.